Saturday, February 2, 2013

The Schwartz's vs Conversations with Sarah

I've decided to type up funny things Sarah says as they occur and then publish the post when I get a handful of funny things.  So I guess I'll need to date them.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

There is no privacy when potty training.  I was using the bathroom while Cody was napping and Sarah came in to get up in my business.

Sarah: What are you doing mommy?
Me: Well, mommy is being a big girl and using the potty.
Sarah: Oh, you pooping?  I want to see.
Me: Seriously.  Fine.
Sarah: Oh!  Look!  It's a poopie.  It's cuuuuuute.   Good job mommy.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

The kids were in the bath tub
Sarah: You're the best mommy ever!
Me: Aww!  Thanks Sarah!
Sarah: Not you mom.  I was talking to the duckie mommy.

....Ouch...burn.

Just realized this post never got published and Sarah has since had a few more gems.


Sometime in January 2013

Sarah: Mommy am I your best friend?
Me: Yes, Sarah.  You are my best friend and I love you.
Sarah: Well...mommy you aren't my best friend.  My best friend is Jessie.

Seriously!  It starts at 3!  I thought I'd be cooler than her friends at least until she was 8 or 9.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

We took dinner up to daddy at work.  He's working late 3 nights a week this semester and the kids seem to miss him so we thought we'd go visit.  After dinner Chris was heading back into the building after loading us into the car.

Me: I sure love that daddy.
Sarah: I really really love that daddy too.  He's my handsome man.
Me: Daddy is my handsome man!
Sarah: No mommy, daddy is my handsome man.  Your handsome man can be Cody.

At least she let me have one handsome man.

1 comment:

  1. Hahahahahaha!!! I love this girl, she is too funny. You have met your match with this little girl!

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